Recent Posts by Fed Medic
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Mar 19, 2010
Fed Medic
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Topic: The Club House / Comebacks Inmate: “Why do you have to be such a b***h?” Me: “I don’t HAVE to…it’s just another perk of the job.” |
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Mar 19, 2010
Fed Medic
2 posts
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Topic: The Club House / Comebacks I work the Special Housing Unit often and as a female paramedic in a male prison, I get a lot of inmates who think I’m just dying to watch them masturbate. My two favorite responses? (best delivered loudly enough for EVERYONE on the block to hear): “Sir, for the last time…The Bureau of Prisons WILL NOT issue you a penis enlarger. So quit asking!” or simply, “Ice pack: twenty minutes on, twenty minutes off. Sign up for sick call in the morning.” |
