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Oct 06, 2011
Male user justajailguard 1 post

Topic: Security Central / A question about cellphones

That’s a pretty good deal. Around here, you can get $2000 cash per cell phone if you talk to the right people (High ranking gang members, etc). At one time, I was working a side job making $20/HR, which is pretty fair, but then I realized that that just wasn’t enough to cover the tab needed for the excessive drinking I was doing because of this job. So I decided that a $40 trac phone being turned into $2000 cash wasn’t a bad idea. Why work when you have that kind of hookup? Being a wannabe cop really takes it out of you. I mean, I can’t believe my life has been reduced to serving murderers bologna sandwiches, and exchanging their dirty underwear for them and making sure they have plenty of toilet paper. Makes me feel so good about my life in general that I just want to skydive off the top of the jail without a parachute, belly chained and leg ironed. But it’s ok, my psyche doctor has me on some medication that helps me get through every day of my pathetic jail guard life. But good news is on the horizon! The local hospital has a opening for a janitor, so hopefully I’ll get that job. I’d rather be a real poop-scooper than a fake cop. Good luck to you all. I’m glad to know there are people like me who have hit rock bottom in life as well.

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